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I book a shitty local band to play for the party , crowd leaves . My Hill.

Joke's on you, I actually like Platypus Enigma! Wait till anyone left is good n drunk and quietly take the hill. My hill.

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Starts a drunken brawl then waits for the dust the settle and claims the hill. My Hill!

 

(Ps I didn't forget about the hill just no point replying if you're the one in control lol)

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*Cracks his neck and slowly walks onto the hill then yells out* Hail to the king! *everyone bows to the one true king of the hill* My Hill!

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I snag the hill back, and can now only be captured through a game of Field-Tournament-Style-Up-And-Down-On-The-Ground-Manja-Flanja-Blanja-Banja-Ishka-Bibble-Babble-Flabble-Doma-Roma-Floma-Boma-Jingle-Jangle-Every-Angle-Bricka-Bracka-Flacka-Stacka-Two-Ton-Rerun-Free-For-All-Big-Ball.

 

My Hill!

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I just so happens I'm the world champion of Field-Tournament-Style-Up-And-Down-On-The-Ground-Manja-Flanja-Blanja-Banja-Ishka-Bibble-Babble-Flabble-Doma-Roma-Floma-Boma-Jingle-Jangle-Every-Angle-Bricka-Bracka-Flacka-Stacka-Two-Ton-Rerun-Free-For-All-Big-Ball! So I easily win the game and reclaim the hill. My Hill!

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Joke's on you. Rules state that once the game's over, the stadium and location are thrown into atrash compactor, hence no one is supposed to win Field-Tournament-Style-Up-And-Down-On-The-Ground-Manja-Flanja-Blanja-Banja-Ishka-Bibble-Babble-Flabble-Doma-Roma-Floma-Boma-Jingle-Jangle-Every-Angle-Bricka-Bracka-Flacka-Stacka-Two-Ton-Rerun-Free-For-All-Big-Ball.

 

My Hill!

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*Grabs his rule book and turns to page 69* Ha ha! *points out a line on the page* that rule is ignored for sacred land *points to the shrine on top of the hill* thus I am safe and still king! My Hill!

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Turns to page 70 of said rule book and points to word 7 of paragraph 5 of article 3, stanza 42. It says "No", indicating that the hill is not zoned for religous monumentation. I demolish the shrine and open a KFC. My Hill.

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Takes way too long to form a roit team and shows up after everything has settled down, but like any good riot team we beat everyone anyway! My Hill!

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I film a People of Walmart video inside the newly erected scum pit. People are so disgusted they boycott Walmart and it crumbles to dust.

 

My hill!

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Hires the Public relations dream team to fix the incorrect views of the masses and it works perfectly, the Walmart reopens its doors bigger and stronger than ever! My Hill!

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I search out The Heart of Walmart and destroy it. I escape just as the Walmart implodes. I've learned my lesson (for now) and rebuild the shrine atop the Hill that was there when I first arrived. My Hill.

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